We have a winner! Congratulations, Shae! You had some fierce competition, but in the end your entry prevailed. Email me at firstname.lastname@example.org to claim your prize of homemade peach jam.
It was so fun reading through all your entries, and my husband and I kept laughing. Uncle Tom, your submission of "So which is the bigger sucker?" was a close second with its play on words. We'll be doing this again, so stay tuned!