I was hangin' out with the cows the other day and decided to take a closer look at them. Which one would be my model cow? I had my requirements:
Number 69, with broad shoulders, a shapely figure, wide set eyes, a pierced ear, interesting facial striping, a warm nose, and to top it all off, a little frozen drool on her whiskers. How could I resist?
Number 69 struck a pose, and I snapped away. The Brooding Look.
The Don't Mess with Me Look.
Yikes, here's number 142 trying to steal away the attention with a come hither expression as she wags her tongue.
But I won't sway, I'm back to Number 69, with that drool dripping down further.
She prefers being photographed from this side. It makes her eyelashes look longer.
-a cow that wouldn't run away from me
-a cow that showed some personality
-a cow not afraid to grace my blog.
A couple early contenders are shown in the picture above, but they didn't stick around, so I had to search for another cow to be my model. I looked and looked, and then I found her.
Number 69, with broad shoulders, a shapely figure, wide set eyes, a pierced ear, interesting facial striping, a warm nose, and to top it all off, a little frozen drool on her whiskers. How could I resist?
Number 69 struck a pose, and I snapped away. The Brooding Look.
The Don't Mess with Me Look.
Yikes, here's number 142 trying to steal away the attention with a come hither expression as she wags her tongue.
But I won't sway, I'm back to Number 69, with that drool dripping down further.
She prefers being photographed from this side. It makes her eyelashes look longer.
I could tell right off that #212 wasn't going to stick around for pictures. Bad hair day, ya know?
ReplyDeleteYikes Desert Survivor, I do believe that the desert is finally getting to you!
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Number 142 is just gorgeous!! Without a doubt, she is my pick. What she may lack in personality and curiosity, she makes up with her superior ebony hide and stunning white face. Her weighty, rounded body promises many tender T-bones, filets and rump roasts. Her shinny black eyes just drew me in. Sigh, …I'm a goner.
ReplyDelete69 is pretty too, but I cannot get past that drool frozen to her chin.
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udderly bootifull
ReplyDeleteYour eagerness for the girl's day out on the town with your sister-in-laws and a make-over and massage is showing. Only a few more days Desert Survivor...
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